Sorry I've Been Away...

I've been doing the day job since the end of last year (working on a film that I promise you'll enjoy in 2012...), and have had to restrict my activities to observing, rather than participating. Unfortunately, this state of affairs is likely to continue as we enter the “Begging For Money” stage ("Pre - Production" - going very well, thanks...), move onto the the “Actually Making a Film” stage (in the East Midlands and France – Autumn 2011) and the “Bloody Hell! How Much Do They Want For The Rights To A Jam Track?! We Only Want To Use 30 Seconds Of It On The Soundtrack – Not Have Paul Sodding Weller Sing It Live In The Bloody Cinema!!” stage (AKA “Post – Production”).

In the meantime; Thought I might as well drone on a little about my motivation for all this.

You're probably going to be bored. Very bored.

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I'm Marxist, UAF, Searchlight, scum.

Apparently.

Despite the fact that I've never been a member of any Marxist organisation, or Unite against Fascism, and have never even read a copy of Searchlight, in the unique mindset of many (possibly even the majority of) BNP Supporters, because I happen to believe that racism is wrong, multiculturalism is healthy, and those who would seek to divide our nation along ethnic lines have no place in a modern society, I'm all of the above, and more.

Apparently.

Because I would question the legality of Nick Griffin's level of dictatorial control over his collection of rag-tag racists, misfits, oddballs and disaffected unemployables, because I would argue that his financial dealings with the same are less than honest, and because I would suspect that his own view of the Party is as a means of bankrolling a lifestyle the vast majority of his Members can only dream of, I am one of “The Sheeple”.

Interesting term, that: There are, I guess, quite a few “Sheeple” in the world. We're the ones who (in the mythology of the BNP) resisted the temptation to “Save Our Once-Great Nation” by not voting for them in May. We're the ones who prefer to watch mindless movies, soaps and talent shows – served up by a “Foreign – Controlled” (and you know what that's code for...) media - that portray a “Multiculti” Britain. We're the ones who actually choose to believe much of the news served up by the “Mainstream Media”, and who dare to listen to whatever music we happen to like, from whichever cultural background we like and from whichever Artistes we enjoy.

We, the Sheeple, are pretty easygoing, in fact.

If only we could learn to believe in Nick Griffin and not to question his every move. Every day, this Great Leader must put his very life on the line (Britain is full of would – be assassins, it seems) to defend an uncaring world against a Marxist Government (led by an old Etonian, Thatcherite multi millionaire – but that's a mere detail), the attempts of a similarly Marxist Government Quango to fine or imprison him (on the flimsy pretext that he has “Broken the Law”) and the various traitors within his own Party, all working for that sinister branch of the Security Services known as “Searchlight Magazine” and paid for their treachery in £20 Tesco vouchers.

The most faithful of Griffin's coterie - that small band of keyboard warriors led by Paul “Green Arrow” Morris and Roger “Wellard67” Phillips – perform ever more extraordinary acts of supplication for the benefit of their Messiah: Filming streets in London with a higher-than-the-national-average proportion of non – White Brits to “prove” their primary article of faith that Britain is being “Colonised” by an “Invasion Force” dedicated to changing the very fundamentals of our way of life within the next decade or two. These poorly – made and laughably inauthentic videos are spread throughout cyberspace in a matter hours: Seized upon and linked to on blogs, talkboards and forae by the “White Nationalist Community” and revered like fragments of the True Cross – as tangible proof (as if any were needed) that they have been right all along and that their worship of (and ongoing financial offerings to) the Dear Leader can only have one possible outcome: Eventual Victory.

And victory means?

A grateful nation made whole again. Independent of Europe and united, once more, under a benevolent Leader dedicated to rolling back the years to a Golden Age when tow-headed schoolboys would sit quietly (under threat of firm, but fair, corporal punishment), learning times tables and the dates of English History by rote, before going home to play traditional games in streets saved from predators by the reintroduction of the death penalty and watched over by a friendly (if stern) Bobby on the beat who won't be wasting his time any more with such non – crimes as “Racist Attacks” or “Domestic Violence”. Later in the evening, of course, we'll sit down, as a nation, to enjoy such tv treats as Jim Davidson the Black and White Minstrels while tucking into proper fish and chips – wrapped in good honest newspaper like it was before the namby – pamby, 'elf n' safety, Marxists took control of our national dish. Ah, halcyon days...

As for me?

I'm sorry, but I'm perfectly content to be a Sheeple. If the alternative is filling an otherwise empty life with hatred, intolerance and blind subservience to someone the rest of the Country recognises as a cheap conman with all the subtlety, charm and guile of a 419 scam, then Sheeple is perfectly good enough for me. In fact, my right to live in peaceful coexistence with my fellow Sheeple is so important to me that I'll happily write, march, shout, laugh and argue about it until we can ALL be Sheeple, and the likes of Griffin, Butler, Darby, Colgate, Bennett, Morris, Phillips, Brons, Bowden, Voysey, Riley – Ward, and the rest of the sorry crew have been shown the door.

I'M BACK! WITH AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!!

Fellow Patriots;

I must apologise for having been away so long: What with MY MOMENTOUS APPEARANCE at the so-called “Climate Change” Summit in Copenhagen (immortalised in the famous song by Hans Christian Anderson and sung in the musical film by Peter Kaye – Wonderful, Wonderful Chicago) and my UNENDING AND, FRANKLY, SUPERHUMAN EFFORTS to get this month's expenses claim in on time, I've been a tad busy!

Anyway, the downside to all of this TOP LEVEL INTERNATIONAL STATESMANSHIP has been leaving OUR GREAT PARTY and, more importantly, MY GREAT BLOG, in the hands of my LOYAL DEPUTY, Mr Darby.

Being something of a GADGET LOVER, Mr Darby proceeded to change all the settings on my trusty old Sinclair ZX81, to such a degree that it would NO LONGER FUNCTION when I inserted a tape!

“About time you came into the 21st Century!” was Mr Darby's reaction to my ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED RAGE.

And so that's JUST WHAT I'VE DONE! AND YOU CAN JOIN ME!!

Thanks to a bulk purchase of the VERY LATEST IN CUTTING-EDGE COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY by Mr Kemp, we now have OUR VERY OWN, BRANDED PC!

Mr Kemp's business contacts in VARIOUS EASTERN EUROPEAN SOCIAL ORGANISATIONS have enabled him to purchase TWELVE THOUSAND of these MAGNIFICENT COMPUTING BEHEMOTHS.

We just need to sell ONE EACH to our ENTIRE MEMBERSHIP to pay for the ENTIRE SHIPMENT! By next month, if you don't mind. As Mr Kemp joked; “these are the kind of social organisations you don't want to keep waiting for their money!”

So there you have it: This FINE COMPUTER (see advert) can be YOURS for a mere £2500!

Cash only please. I've not been away so long I've forgotten the score!

GREETINGS FROM SPAIN: WHERE I AM LOVED AND REVERED ALMOST AS MUCH AS IN BRITAIN!

Fellow Patriots;

Just returned from Spain, where I fulfilled a duty of my role as INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN by addressing a conference of our Hispanic brethren, “Los Fascistos Idioticos”.

This PATRIOTIC GROUP, under their RESPECTED LEADER Manuel “El Generalissimo” Morona, has long been at the FOREFRONT of EUROPEAN POLITICS since the demise of the WIDELY – LOVED and REVERED Francisco Franco, who led that GREAT NATION through an era of UNPARALLELLED WEALTH and RESPECT.

Unfortunately, my trip was marred, slightly, by an appearance from a rival group of SPANISH PATRIOTS - “El Racistas Loco” who, it was explained to me by Mr Collett, were simply jealous that I wasn't gracing THEIR conference with my presence!

Sometimes, being so widely loved can be a burden, you know!

Anyway. In my absence, our GREAT PARTY was safe in the capable (but not TOO capable! We don't want him getting any ideas!) hands of my loyal deputy, Mr Darby, who – much in the manner of THE TRAITOR GORDON BROWN's occasional exercise of taking his “Cabinet” to different parts of the Country – chose to exercise his control of the reins of power from a derelict shed on the island of LUNDY, accompanied only by his trusty “Spotters Guide To Indigenous And Not At All Foreign BRITISH Birds” and customary four cases of (South African – obviously!) Lidl wine.

An unusual location from which to run OUR GREAT PARTY, I'll grant you but, thanks to the wonders of his “iPhone”, he was able to keep an eye on things just as surely as if he'd been AT THE VERY HEART OF OUR NATION; in London, say, or Llanfyl. I daresay he'd be just as capable of fulfilling his duties if we sent him to Ulan Bator!

Which – he doesn't know it yet – is a distinct possibility!

Anyway, Mr Darby was able to keep me informed of his goings-on via the medium of “text messages”, even though his lack of a signal led to a certain degree of “drop-out”.

One such message, for instance, read: “Gr*****, you f*t, wonk* - yed t*at – get your w*bbly ar*e back h*re r**ht now a*d start d**ng what we f***ing p*y you f*r!”

Unfortunately, I haven't yet decoded that one yet, but I'm sure it was just another message of LOVE and FRATERNAL SUPPORT from a loyal lieutenant!

MR RICHARD BARNBROOK: AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT!

Fellow Patriots;

Not to beat about the bush (in a THRASHING sort of a way, of course – not “Beating” like how I'm going to “Beat” Mrs Hodge!), but there's been a degree of LOOSE TALK flying around the NATIONALIST TALKBOARDS - “Stormdrain”, “Home of the Green Goblin” and the like – suggesting that I, BRITAIN'S GREATEST PATRIOT, have somehow put Mr Barnbrook's nose out of joint by taking my HEROIC DECISION to stand in Barking, rather than Thurrock, in the forthcoming Election.

Well, let me state, for the record, that NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH!

Mr Barnbrook has been a loyal Party Member for many years. He is, indeed, the kind of INTELLECTUAL our GREAT PARTY needs, with his cultured background in ARTHOUSE CINEMA and his VALUED FRIENDS AMONG THE ARTISTIC ELITE of our GREAT NATION.

In fact, I recently watched one of his examples of Artistic Cinema - “Hello Sailor – Erotic Adventures With Seamen” - and was immediately struck by the quality of the lighting, the fine, if sparse, script and the pin-sharp cinematography. Especially impressive was the Cameraman's STARTLING ability to operate his equipment seemingly one – handed during many of the “Action” sequences.

(The film can be purchased from our Marketing Division – Excalibur Remaindered Goods & House Clearances, Ltd. Look in the “Adult” Section.)

No. The fact remains that I, and OUR GREAT PARTY AS A WHOLE, have nothing but the DEEPEST ADMIRATION for Mr Barnbrook, and his TYPICALLY GENEROUS, and ENTIRELY UNPROMPTED decision to lay down his own (frankly, hopeless, if truth be told) political ambitions for the GREATER GOOD. Which, in this case, is ME!

Furthermore, LET IT BE SAID that there is ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH in the SCURRILOUS AND LIBELLOUS RUMOUR that a certain Party only reached his decision to withdraw from the Seat after “Pressure” - involving certain “threatened” leaks to the press concerning certain “embarrassing” photographs taken on the set of an early Cinematic Work starring a certain GLA Member and a certain Ray “The Fister” McQueeny – was applied.

Nonsense. During a quiet drink - no more than the customary five or eight bottles of Lambrini – our friend simply decided to STEP ASIDE FOR THE BETTER MAN. Before quietly, and with his customary DIGNITY and GOOD GRACE, falling asleep beneath the table.

Of course, it's not as though OUR GREAT PARTY would EVER leave such an ASSET as Mr Barnbrook HIGH AND DRY!

Oh no! While I campaign to win the HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE GREAT CONSTITUENTS OF BARKING (Thurrock), Mr Barnbrook will be charged with the VITAL TASK of ensuring that OUR GREAT PARTY takes control of the HEART OF POLITICAL POWER IN OUR GREAT CAPITAL that is the Barking and District Cycle Paths & Dog Wardens Sub – Committee!

He even has a DEDICATED FIGHTING FUND to achieve this GREAT GOAL! A PRINCELY SUM of almost £8, WHICH HE IS EMPOWERED TO SPEND ON HIS TITANIC CAMPAIGN IN ANY WAY HE SEES FIT!

A PROUD DAY FOR OUR GREAT PARTY: OUR FIRST ETHNIC MEMBER!

Fellow Patriots;

As our GREAT PARTY adapts and adjusts to the new Membership Rules FORCED UPON US by the snivelling, cowardly, Marxist LibLabCon Elite, I'm PROUD to announce that we are preparing to WELCOME (in a manner of speaking) our FIRST ETHNIC MEMBER!

This Gentleman, whose name is long and unpronounceable – and certainly impossible to SPELL!- has long been a friend to our BAND OF BROTHERS, and will, I'm sure, prove himself a MOST USEFUL MARKETING TOOL in our EPIC STRUGGLE against the FORCES OF DARKNESS, motivated, as he is, by A LOVE OF HIS (or OUR) COUNTRY, allied to a good degree of identity confusion, a profound lack of intelligence and a murderous hatred of Islam.

Of course, we must remember now (because we've conveniently forgotten before) the DEBT OF GRATITUDE owed by OUR GREAT NATION to Ethnics who, in time of war, have RALLIED TO THE BANNER!

One such HERO was the great Amin Al Husseini who, in 1941, during our darkest days, travelled from his dusty homeland to JOIN THE FIGHT against THE SPREADING DARKNESS.

Eventually, Mr Al Husseini MADE HIS MARK in history by recruiting THOUSANDS of his fellow countrymen to the Cause, forming units who served WITH DISTINCTION in North Africa, the Balkans and Eastern Europe.

WE COULD DO WITH A FEW MORE LIKE AMIN AL HUSSEINI!

FELLOW BRITONS: AN APPEAL! (For a change...)

Fellow Patriots;

The gloves are off! For too long now the treacherous political and media establishment has flooded our tiny paradise with IMMIGRANTS, COMMUNISTS and QUISLING FIFTH COLUMNISTS, betrayed us and sold us out to the COMMUNISTIC EU EMPIRE, allowed our green and pleasant land to degenerate into a HOODIE-FILLED SHOPPING CENTRE, and has treated our people like WE OUGHT TO BE TREATING ALL OF THEM! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, THE FIGHT BACK BEGINS!

The LibLabCon establishment has watched with amazement and horror at the steady rise of our GREAT PARTY. It was not too long ago that we didn't possess a single elected representative at any level anywhere! Now things have changed, we have over 100 parish, borough, district and county councillors, a seat on the Greater London Assembly, seats in the European Parliament, a working majority on the Daily Mail Comments Board and TOTAL CONTROL of the Chertsey & District Scale Modelling Club!

Recent opinion polls in the wake of MY HEROIC STAND AGAINST THE FORCES OF DARKNESS on Question Time put us on 85% of the vote (if only certain factors – like disregard for truth – are taken into account)! The Marxist LibLabCon enemies of OUR GREAT NATION are sick with worry that we could pull off the horror to end all horrors: TO WIN A SEAT IN PARLIAMENT. Can you imagine ME sitting in the House of Commons? Can you imagine the SIZE of my expense claims? Can you imagine the SCALE of my pension?

Time to challenge the traitors at Westminster!

The establishment are so terrified of our forthcoming, and ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED victory that they have tried to finish us off through membership freezes, huge legal costs, constant media attacks and AT LEAST FIVE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AND COUNTLESS DEATH THREATS AGAINST ALL OF YOU THAT I HAVE JUST MADE UP IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN YOU FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS BLOG!

That's why your financial support is not only appreciated, IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL TO MY ELECTION CAMPAIGN AND MY OWN FINANCIAL SUCCESS!
WE MUST, FOR MY CHILDREN'S SAKE, SEIZE THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY WITH BOTH HANDS AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT TRUE, DOUGHTY BRITS CAN ACHIEVE AGAINST THE ODDS!
AGAINST ALL THE ODDS, YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR THESE APPEALS AGAIN AND AGAIN THROUGHOUT OUR PROUD HISTORY - ITS TIME YOU DID IT AGAIN!

For the last couple of days, the media has been awash with small articles in sidebars over my HEROIC decision to stand in the constituency of Barking (Thurrock) in the forthcoming General Election. This has terrified the cowering, Marxist, LibLabCon Elite opposition, because Barking (Thurrock) was our best result in 2005. I, once again, am not fighting this election to gain decent votes in certain areas – I AM FIGHTING TO STOP RICHARD BARNBROOK GETTING A BITE OF THE CHERRY, AND I WANT YOU BY MY SIDE!

Time is running out - the time for action is NOW!
We are running out of time - it's as simple as that. We cannot afford to stand still! Some imaginary experts say that, thanks to mass immigration and high Muslim birth-rates, we will pass the point of "No Return" in a mere SIX WEEK'S time. YES, ONLY SIX WEEKS LEFT UNTIL IT IS GAME OVER FOR OUR CHILDREN!

Then they will be condemned to live under a Muslim led regime, FORCED, at the POINT OF A BAYONET, to wear BURQUAS and EAT FALAFELS. MAY (the CHRISTIAN!) GOD HELP OUR LOVED ONES!

Therefore I cannot afford to throw away a single election. YOU must mobilise and fight this campaign until your fingers are sore and swollen from leafleting, your throats are bleeding and infected from canvassing, and your pockets are empty from financing a highly sophisticated campaign the likes of which OUR GREAT AND PROUD NATION has never seen since the days of the great HORATIO BOTTOMLEY. I have four children, and I am TERRIFIED for their future the way things are going with our finances. I am going to throw myself into this campaign unlike any other fundraising exercise I have ever been involved in.

I have no doubt that the STOUT and HARDY members and activists that make up our GREAT PARTY are with me, and will work ceaselessly until the final hour to ensure the survival of our nation and MY CONTINUING FINANCIAL WELLBEING!

What we need:

Determination, Dedication and Resolve

One thing that worries me, as always, is the finances for this election campaign and, indeed, my RETIREMENT. Our enemies on the far-left, the trade unions, the forces of darkness, the Satanic Hordes of Saruman and the treacherous parties across the spectrum are going to be pouring enormous financial resources into a gigantic campaign. The media will unleash a titanic smear campaign once again leading up to polling day. I must prepare my retirement plan NOW, and that costs money.

To fight against this broad anti-British coalition of the entire Marxist, LibLabCon, Elite Sith Lord's establishment, OUR GREAT PARTY depends on the small and generous backing of our members, supporters and voters. This will, without a doubt, be another lopsided contest, just like the European Election, the Ewoks against the mighty Galactic Empire on the Forest Moon of Endor and the HEROIC STAND AT MICKEY RORKE'S DRIFT, as Sir “Citizen” Caine and a handful of BRAVEHEARTED BRITISH character actors defeated the ENTIRE APACHE NATION. But just as then, we must fight like RABID LIONS and emerge VICTORIOUS!

I have no doubt that it can be done - but we must start early and we must work twice as hard as normal. These are exceptional times we are enduring - this is HISTORY IN THE MAKING! We are treading the path of British history standing defiant against the treacherous vermin destroying, dismantling and abolishing our Great Island Nation. We are fighting for our CHILDREN, our GRAND-CHILDREN, our GREAT GRAND-CHILDREN, our GREAT – GREAT GRAND-CHILDREN and our GREAT - GREAT - GREAT – GRAND-CHILDREN!

Victory is within sight - NOW is the time!

Can you imagine how you would feel if you IGNORED this post and I lost out on winning a Parliamentary seat and the salary for life that entails by just a few votes? Votes that we could have got if only YOU had sold your house and donated the proceeds to my campaign fund?

That is why it is so very important to contribute to my 'Election Campaign Fund' with a gift of £20, £50, £100 or even £500 or £1,000. I am ready for this fight… ARE YOU WITH ME?

I am depending on you to dig deep and make the biggest sacrifice you can. I am counting on a few large special gifts but I am also depending on multiple gifts of £25, £35, £50, £100 and £200. Just send whatever you can – and then the same again, and then some MORE - straight away.

Your contribution might mean the difference between a lonely, embittered old age and a comfortable, prosperous future… I really cannot afford the luxury of your not giving enough!

You MUST respond urgently to this post. NOBODY ELSE CAN LEAD OUR PARTY (carefully worded constitutional changes have made sure of that!) - there is no 'Plan B' – despite what Simon Darby might think. It's up to us to stand shoulder to shoulder in defence of our GREAT NATION, and I want you to STAND WITH ME (although not for Barking (Thurrock), obviously – THAT shot at a seat is ALL MINE!) in this campaign. The future of my children and my children's children depends on what we do now!
Cash and Cheques to the usual address, etc, etc...

OUR HISTORIC CONFERENCE: FULL REPORT!

Fellow Patriots;

And so we come to the end of our HISTORIC CONFERENCE!

Not only have we made the constitutional membership changes (see collector's plate offer below) required to make our GREAT PARTY a SHINING LIGHT of TOLERENCE and EQUALITY for the ENTIRE WORLD TO FOLLOW, but we have adopted, also, a RAFT OF POLICIES guaranteed to make our GREAT PARTY the ONLY sensible alternative to the CORRUPT, MORALLY BANKRUPT, LibLabCon Marxist Elite!

The Economy.

We will SAVE our GREAT NATION'S crumbling economy by IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

Europe.

We will earn the UNDYING RESPECT AND LOYALTY of all our Continental Cousins by HAVING NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH THEM (apart from our close links with the Hungarian Yobbik Party, the French Socialistes Nationale, the Danish Kristiaan White People's Skynhuud Alliance and the German Fuhrerbund Party, obviously), and IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

The NHS.

By sacking ALL managers in the NHS, and turning the care of our GREAT NATION'S health needs over to grumpy, no-nonsense matrons with pre-1950 ideas on morality in all issues relating to teenage pregnancy, sex before marriage and ERUPTIVE ULCERATIONS OF THE GENERATIVE PARTS, we shall usher in a GOLDEN AGE of HEALTH, HAPPINESS and SEXUAL REPRESSION unseen since the GLORY DAYS of the late 19th Century! Oh, that and IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

Defence.

Our GLORIOUS ARMED FORCES will ONLY be employed, henceforth, to enforce our policy of IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

Education.

By IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION, allied to a policy of removing ALL COMPUTERS from our schools, and re-drawing the curriculum to consist of a balanced mix of FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANITY, MANLY SPORTS (for the boys – cookery and making beds properly with Hospital Corners – NO DUVETS – for the girls) and LEARNING THE DATES OF THE KINGS & QUEENS OF ENGLAND BY ROTE, we shall ensure that OUR GREATEST RESOURCE - THE FUTURE OF OUR GLORIOUS NATION – are ready to LEAD THE WORLD once again!

Housing.

Obvious. We will IMMEDIATELY END ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

The Environment.

We will IMMEDIATELY END ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION!

Contact With Extraterrestrial, Pandimensional Entities.

We will, with immediate effect upon achieving power, make contact with alien lifeforms and join them in creating a vast galactic federation dedicated to peace, justice and IMMEDIATELY ENDING ALL FORMS OF non-white IMMIGRATION. This policy was proposed by Mr Lee Barnes LLD Hons, and we thought it best to humour him, quite frankly...

So, as you can see: WE ARE NOT A SINGLE-ISSUE PARTY! Let the LibLabCon, Marxist, Puppy-worrying Elite just TRY throwing that one at us!

On a personal level, I ALSO made the HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT that I shall be standing for the constituency of BARKING in next year's GENERAL ELECTION!

Mr Richard Barnbrook, who had previously been lined up to fight for the seat, is ONLY TOO PLEASED to step aside and let the BETTER MAN take up the cudgels!

As I had PLEDGED EARLIER, when I said I would be fighting with ALL MY (considerable!) MIGHT in the (Thurrock) constituency, I firmly believe (Thurrock) to be winnable, and I KNOW that EVERY MAN-JACK OF THE STURDY PATRIOTS OF (Thurrock) WILL BE BEHIND ME ALL THE WAY!

Let “ONWARDS AND UPWARDS” be our rallying cry!

That and “Cash and Cheques to the usual address...”